16 January 2024 – Anderillium Vampire Squid Red


This is actually a small cephalopod that maxes out at one foot in length and resides in extreme deep sea conditions throughout the world’s temperate and tropical oceans. It has bioluminescent organs, and its unique two retractile filaments place it in an order apart from both octopi and squid. It is the only member of its order. (The name comes from its dark coloring and cloak-like webbing, not it’s eating habits – it feeds on detritus, not blood.)

The inside of that cute maw is usually black.
A fine red ink!
“The world’s most powerful investment bank is a great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity, relentlessly jamming its blood funnel into anything that smells like money.” -Matt Taibbi in a piece in Rolling Stone


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